December 2009
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Tumblr reblog conversations - annoying, or who...
Thoughts, please.
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This just happened during dinner at my house.
All are eating at the kitchen table.
J: I had a gyro today.
M: How was it?
J: I took a bite out of it, and a big blond hair came out.
M: Did you throw it out?
J: Yeah.
M: Well, if it happened here, you would have just eaten it.
I walk away from the table.
M: As long as it wasn't a pubic hair.
J: It was too blond to be a pubic hair. And too long. At least not a real one.
M: Well, you never know.
I hide behind the refrigerator door, laughing.
M: Gary, let's hear your input on this.
J: Have you ever seen a blond pussy hair?
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G: No, I have never seen a blond pussy hair.
J: You need to get around more.
G: Right.
J: Now, have you ever seen a red pussy hair?
JUNGIAN PERSONALITY TEST (do yourself a favor and... →
k8-marie:
Your type is: ENFP
slash INFP. I get mixed results cause I’m a mixed up lady.
Personality tests have occupied 85% of my work day, thanks everyone.
I thought your type was KTFR. Maybe you messed up the test?
JUNGIAN PERSONALITY TEST (do yourself a favor and... →
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Reblogging, so others can join in on the fun.
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A sad day...
dannyamaral:
I didn’t think it was possible but this morning I went out for breakfast and it happened. The unthinkable. It hurts even just to write it….. I had bad bacon.
kinda ruined my day a little. :(
Shut up, Danny. Just shut your mouth. Bad bacon does not exist.
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Really wild.
KT: one time the entire nail on my baby toe fell off and I freaked out, but then there was a whole nother nail underneath!!! wild!!!!
Orange juice just isn’t the same when it’s not part of a mimosa.
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Tonight, I was quoted by a friend and by a complete stranger.
That is all.
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Understanding the Biology of Avatar
Katie: So the Na'vi have a device that literally connects them to the planet?
Gary: Yeah, they all have a weird vagina thing at the end of their ponytails that connect to other vagina receptors and allow them to communicate with the planet.
K: Reminds me of eXistenZ.
G: wtf is that zero kewl.
K: Cronenberg movie about a virtual reality game you enter by being 'plugged in' through this vagina mouth they create in your back.
G: Oh like the multi-vagina face fuck holes in the matrix?
K: Yeah, they're all fleshy and wet. At this point I think it's required that we use the word 'vagina' in all future correspondence.
G: Aren't all vaginas fleshy and wet?
K: My description was a bit gratuitous. Should've said the vagina holes in the movie made a loud squelching sound when they remove the gaming tube. Was Avatar like that?
G: Nah, the avaginars were more hermaphroditic. They had little tentacle penisy things that wrapped around other penisy things. GIMS "avatar vagina things" .
K: Oh I see. Now are the avaginars used for procreation as well or do they have human-like vaginas?
G: That's a good question because there is a sex scene and a lot of skimpy clothing throughout, however I found a total lack of nipples, real vagina and weenis. Since they are pretty multipurpose and versatile, I can only imagine the avaginars are also used for sexy time. It'd be a cop out otherwise.
K: And the avaginars are located on the back of the head? The jokes write themselves.
G: No, the avaginars are at the end of the ponytails.
K: I'm gonna need diagrams to believe avaginar sex.
G: Avaginar 1 --> ======E 3======
I'm a fucking genius.
Watchk8-marie:
All I want for Christmas is the final season of Lost.
I second.
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As soon as Avatar ended, my mom turned to me and said, “I don’t understand it. Where did all those blue people come from?”
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The Knife - Marble House
It’s just that...
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Life at the Castle.
Katie: omg my mom is crying on the phone right now because my phone died
Katie: and danny just came over dressed as an elf
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Backward westward, forward eastward.
I have not had a consistent internet connection since Thanksgiving, which coincidentally coincides with when I moved into Katie’s apartment, better known as the Castle. (That’s the last time I’ll have to write that for a year.)
Since then, I’ve been bombing this blog with nonsense. I vow to return to the days when posts consisted of thoughtful recollections and pretty...
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Today, in the bitter cold, I drove around Wilkes-Barre taking photographs.
The following three photos (HDR-processed) made everything worth it.
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The internet connection at the ol’ corporate apartment is kaput, because someone forgot to pay the bill. Imagine how miserable I am!