Katie:So the Na'vi have a device that literally connects them to the planet?
Gary:Yeah, they all have a weird vagina thing at the end of their ponytails that connect to other vagina receptors and allow them to communicate with the planet.
K:Reminds me of eXistenZ.
G:wtf is that zero kewl.
K:Cronenberg movie about a virtual reality game you enter by being 'plugged in' through this vagina mouth they create in your back.
G:Oh like the multi-vagina face fuck holes in the matrix?
K:Yeah, they're all fleshy and wet. At this point I think it's required that we use the word 'vagina' in all future correspondence.
G:Aren't all vaginas fleshy and wet?
K:My description was a bit gratuitous. Should've said the vagina holes in the movie made a loud squelching sound when they remove the gaming tube. Was Avatar like that?
G:Nah, the avaginars were more hermaphroditic. They had little tentacle penisy things that wrapped around other penisy things. GIMS "avatar vagina things" .
K:Oh I see. Now are the avaginars used for procreation as well or do they have human-like vaginas?
G:That's a good question because there is a sex scene and a lot of skimpy clothing throughout, however I found a total lack of nipples, real vagina and weenis. Since they are pretty multipurpose and versatile, I can only imagine the avaginars are also used for sexy time. It'd be a cop out otherwise.
K:And the avaginars are located on the back of the head? The jokes write themselves.
G:No, the avaginars are at the end of the ponytails.
K:I'm gonna need diagrams to believe avaginar sex.
G:Avaginar 1 --> ======E 3====== <-- Avaginar 2, then ====@====
