This just happened during dinner at my house.

  • All are eating at the kitchen table.
  • J: I had a gyro today.
  • M: How was it?
  • J: I took a bite out of it, and a big blond hair came out.
  • M: Did you throw it out?
  • J: Yeah.
  • M: Well, if it happened here, you would have just eaten it.
  • I walk away from the table.
  • M: As long as it wasn't a pubic hair.
  • J: It was too blond to be a pubic hair. And too long. At least not a real one.
  • M: Well, you never know.
  • I hide behind the refrigerator door, laughing.
  • M: Gary, let's hear your input on this.
  • J: Have you ever seen a blond pussy hair?
  • ...
  • G: No, I have never seen a blond pussy hair.
  • J: You need to get around more.
  • G: Right.
  • J: Now, have you ever seen a red pussy hair?